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Time Demotivational Poster


PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote ***y girl c*****ge dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.92/5

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Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


OCCUPY ALTERNATE REALITY - This one makes about as much sense as anything I have seen lately these days.


TAGS: occupy alternative reality time travel
Rating: 4.44/5

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ipaprime - May 18, 2012, 2:16 am
makes perfect sense to me


IT IS FRIDAY - Oh yeah, let the good times roll !




THE CIRCLE GAME -




DETROIT LIONS - Introduce their new team mascot.




OPPOSITE -


TAGS: religion cult life time fanatic atheist dexter tv show killer
Rating: 3.26/5

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Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:50 pm
@xkeethx, counter-bullsh*t, Hitler was a Lutheran, there are NUMEROUS pics of him attending church services. Just more hypochristianity trying to lay the blame for their own crimes on everyone else (Jews, Pagans, Atheists, etc)
xkeethx - February 5, 2010, 1:10 am
the opposite of a religious fanatic is Hitler. An athiest who believed Jews were a less evolved version of normal humans. He used genocide to weed out the "unevolved". With or without religion, there will always be murder justified by a belief.


GERMAN GIRLS -


TAGS: life time oktoberfest beer taste female drndl
Rating: 3.61/5

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ahu! - March 31, 2009, 7:50 am
beer is so much more than just a breakfast drink! for german girls it`s the same..


T I M E -


TAGS: time hard knocks school berlioz
Rating: 4.91/5

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Reality Lord - July 21, 2013, 1:16 pm

classicly de-motivating


TIME WARP -


TAGS: rocky horror time warp calendar
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2013, 12:19 pm
But it's the pelvic thru-uust that really drives you insaaaaane! Yes, a toast to absent friends.
Arvantillian - February 7, 2012, 6:11 am
perfect wording with just the right ph**o...5L from this warped wierdo!
Zetmonk - February 6, 2012, 5:25 am
How on earth did that happen?


TEXTING WHILE DRIVING -




WEDDING CAKE -




Never saw it Coming -


TAGS: newspaper ipad oldtimer fly teenager
Rating: 4.74/5

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calvin5040 - January 20, 2014, 2:56 pm
^know
calvin5040 - January 20, 2014, 2:55 pm
You who also never saw it coming? The parent that received the bill from the school for $499 to replace the I-pad they just broke.
GaryO - January 13, 2014, 7:13 pm
Geez Greeny, I knew this joke had been around, but didn’t know it was THAT old….I like this version too.
Greeny - January 13, 2014, 6:22 am
156460
Oldsod - January 11, 2014, 9:21 pm
Absolutely brilliant!
MissPriss - January 11, 2014, 11:01 am
Hey, an iPad works great, as long as it's someone elses.
kirill - January 11, 2014, 8:26 am
awesome. explains why teens make great customer service reps


LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR - After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch, and you'll have to pee


TAGS: happens every time
Rating: 4.42/5

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MrBlack - February 10, 2010, 7:45 pm
Don't forget that ye'll get somethin in yer eye too.
erock - February 10, 2010, 4:20 pm
so true ,so darn true!
CANADA - February 8, 2010, 3:04 pm
perfect


BOREDOM -


TAGS: life time day human nature virtual escape reality friend waste facebook social network
Rating: 3.38/5

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Untamedfifty - October 15, 2009, 8:33 pm
hah i think i'd win
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:38 pm
Best game of beer pong. Ever.


GLAMOUR - Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. (Hedy Lamarr)


TAGS: life time fun girl stupid celeb triplet kardashian kkk
Rating: 2.48/5

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shmoe13 - February 11, 2011, 5:50 am
thats hedly!!


REVENGE -


TAGS: statue pigeon poop hammer time
Rating: 4.74/5

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twill1962 - December 25, 2012, 10:21 am
It's hammer time! 5L!
Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:25 pm
LMAO, take that you ****ting feathered flying rat! 5L
tatespa - June 12, 2012, 9:52 am
Excellent! Now if we could see the follow through...?
mariand - June 11, 2012, 6:56 pm
lol...amsome


DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: life time day safe tv show cardassian kardashian gossip star trek
Rating: 3.84/5

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NickelinDimer - August 13, 2016, 6:12 am
(Singing): "I'm a Cardassian!"
Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 7:41 pm
There's a mistake you could only make once. Good warning. 5/5
Spangle - September 14, 2009, 6:02 pm
gahahahahahaha
Mr. Shiny - July 20, 2009, 7:40 pm
lol I like this one!
Sean - May 31, 2009, 12:04 am
Ridiculously funny. Well done, ya bastard!


HOLY CRAP - This must absolutely be a sign of the end times ...


TAGS: holy crap end times mickey
Rating: 4.22/5

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sockz - January 10, 2013, 1:58 pm
I see no note. Should we take this as pure greed for the bait?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 2:57 pm
Nice! 5L! Almost as funny as how George Carlin wanted Mikey Mouse to bite the proverbial dust.Lol
ughomer - May 13, 2012, 11:18 am
FUNNY AS S**T, BUDOG
realogic - May 11, 2012, 9:08 pm
I say it's a good start :)


NAZIS - Breakdance since 1939




PARTY TIMEZ - Four minutes to go, and then... party timez.




i don't have time to worry -


TAGS: time worry pitbull relax happy
Rating: 4.68/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2015, 12:28 pm
Fantastic poster. Made me more misty eyed than a Sarah McLachlan commercial. 5 loveable dogs.
vindicator - September 24, 2014, 5:12 am
Dead bang on. Binnnggg-0. 5el todderific
todderic70 - September 16, 2014, 3:39 pm
Thank you Oldsod!
Oldsod - September 15, 2014, 6:55 pm
Great first poster, Todderic!


FACEBOOK ASSIMILATION. -


TAGS: faecbook timeline borg assimilation
Rating: 5/5

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fan4camping - May 14, 2012, 4:42 pm
5olid truth!


say cheese -




SPARTA -




STOP -


TAGS: hammertime dog funny
Rating: 4.81/5

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Faithii - May 22, 2011, 1:21 pm
Its always the lame pics that make me giggle.


PLANNING - Planning is not necessary if you have a hammer, a saw and a lot of time to make corrections


TAGS: planning hammer time
Rating: 4.26/5

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culos - October 15, 2010, 5:03 pm
No way you crazy devil, own up, this looks like the building you work at because you work there....
eldiabloloco - October 15, 2010, 4:55 pm
Now that looks like some of the work that was done before at the apartment complex i work at


ATHEISTS -


TAGS: way more time for fun
Rating: 4.88/5

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Justflipit - August 31, 2011, 11:33 am
5 Lolz
Sean - August 27, 2011, 10:29 pm
Atheists. That's how we roll ... on the backs of believers.
Reality Lord - August 26, 2011, 5:43 pm

lolz
the1stCOMMI3 - August 24, 2011, 5:49 pm
dammit, dammit, dammit!!! I coulda thought of that 5hit!
Verdeckt - August 24, 2011, 5:47 pm
I'd say post it to Ph**o Bomber but I don't want it taken out of context ;)


BEDTIME STORIES - Oh it's fun being a parent...


TAGS: bedtime stories
Rating: 4.62/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:36 pm
That line in itself can be used as a demotivator haha, glad you liked it and again, thanks, much appreciated
lgvernon - March 14, 2012, 8:31 pm

It's my kind of smarmy humor! (No wonder my kid's a coroner.)
M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:19 pm
What?? it's actually funny? thanks, I didn't expect it (really I didn't I thought it would be turned around at the approval queue) so thank you VERY much the comment is highly regarded and appregiated
lgvernon - March 14, 2012, 7:57 pm

I laughed 'til I fainted. Sorry it took me so long to leave you a 5L on this one. Just GREAT!~


DEATH - The leading cause of people dying in the world since 1842.


TAGS: death time dark die funny grim reaper
Rating: 4.26/5

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agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 10:11 am
LOL
Bartimaeus - June 19, 2010, 7:29 am
Read your Old Testament! No body died until the good Lord caused the Great Flood in 1842.
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 1:22 am
Red Death? By EA Poe? Death has been around longer. At least 2 months more.
ICEMAN - June 19, 2010, 1:18 am
Get your dates right.


JUSTIN BIEBER - He's trying to be black.




To Every Politician ! -


TAGS: times
Rating: 4.2/5

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maoworks2 - September 4, 2015, 9:37 am
Not One Of Them I Would Trust To Walk My Dog !! That's It .
GaryO - September 3, 2015, 9:12 pm
to put it mildly


BLONDES -


TAGS: life time woman college t shirt joke education smart dumb double entende ***y
Rating: 3.19/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:32 pm
I'd like to tell her about her mistake. How will I communicate this information to her? With a massage, of course. Who wants to send her a massage?
rnbw00 - June 17, 2011, 8:01 pm
Two blondes walk into a building...you'd think one of them would have seen it.
CorruptPanda - October 28, 2009, 5:18 pm
I don't exactly want to ruin your moment here but it actually reads "I love collagen". A blonde must have posted this picture :)
W - May 29, 2009, 8:22 pm
Maybe she just likes a specific type of art?
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:14 pm
I would give her an A+++


NSA SURVEILLENANCE -


TAGS: orwellian times blow me you facist nsa agent reading this
Rating: 4.63/5

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Reality Lord - July 19, 2013, 2:52 pm

Young people speaking their minds Getting so much resistance from behind What a field-day for the heat
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:00 pm
A thousand people in the street It starts when you're always afraid.. Step outta line, the Man comes, and takes you away.
PapaFox - June 11, 2013, 5:33 am
Paranoia strikes deep... :-D
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 10:59 pm

The poster is hehaHIlarious, but the tags are even funnier!
Cannabal - June 10, 2013, 9:00 pm
Dale Gribble for President!
MrStupidGir - June 10, 2013, 7:23 pm
hahahahaha, sorry dale


SHORT STORY -


TAGS: short bedtime story
Rating: 4.77/5

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champ99 - September 14, 2012, 11:29 am
Could be Cyber, could be.
Cyberhagen - September 8, 2012, 12:16 pm
OMG, is there a hidden webcam in my bedroom?!
tellitlikeitis - December 22, 2011, 7:48 pm
Hahaha... love this one.
champ99 - December 22, 2011, 9:43 am
So do I! lol
mariand - December 22, 2011, 6:18 am
LOL
Airman - December 21, 2011, 5:28 pm
I know that story!


GREAT WHITE BUFFALO - The one that got away.




LOVE - Is not as limitless as the time spent searching for it


TAGS: love worth time and pain
Rating: 4.72/5

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Sho - July 30, 2011, 12:35 pm
These words came from a very good friend of mine. Whoever is interested, can check her out here. http://supremeangel.deviantart.com/
5150monkeylove - July 29, 2011, 3:17 pm
5L and added to favs. Great poster!
champ99 - July 29, 2011, 11:22 am
Very good!
D0Cvinnie666 - July 29, 2011, 10:32 am
Truer words have never been spoken...
Sho - July 29, 2011, 8:08 am
Thank you
forseti - July 29, 2011, 4:44 am
well done, Sho!!
crankyhead - July 28, 2011, 8:18 pm
5uperb
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:26 pm
5ad but true..


IN OTHER NEWS... -


TAGS: yep it s about time
Rating: 4.69/5

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BoneCD - July 21, 2011, 4:07 am
They're just gun dealers flown in for the occasion...(just go with it)
Johny2456 - July 21, 2011, 3:13 am
I'd say, they're czech. We have same uniforms and the last weapon to the left with wood body is actually a czech SMG valled Vz.58 ...
Vampyro - July 21, 2011, 2:08 am
Because I was in the US army and stationed in Germany for 2 years. I met alot of the German Soldiers and saw their uniforms ALOT!!!
internetninjaII - July 20, 2011, 8:34 am
How can you tell?
Vampyro - July 20, 2011, 5:02 am
Those soldiers are from germany btw


WHY ARE WE STOPPING? - Oh... right.


TAGS: hammer time
Rating: 4.57/5

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maoworks2 - April 20, 2013, 6:31 pm
It Took Me Some Time To See It But Hammertime 5L .
MissPriss - April 8, 2013, 10:32 am
A 5L morning chuckle...thanks Papa.


TIME -


TAGS: bed school time
Rating: 4.93/5

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Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 8:47 pm
Proof someone hates us right there.


HOW MUCH LEFT? -


TAGS: time onomonopea death clock ticktock
Rating: 4.92/5

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TheOne - April 29, 2012, 3:31 pm
Jesus, very nice.
Rabbitearsblog - April 21, 2012, 3:52 pm
Awesome! Loved the poem too!
conundrum - October 28, 2011, 7:26 pm
Thank you... I often come up with them when I lay in bed at night and cant sleep... but I'm too lazy to get up and write them down. so they are lost when the new day comes.
Donkasaurus - October 27, 2011, 8:36 pm
This is a great poster, always appreciate a very well written original poem.
maoworks2 - October 26, 2011, 10:45 am
beware the bell tolls for thee
CloudchaserS - October 24, 2011, 5:27 am
Got that, thanx for letting me know :-)
kimzter - October 24, 2011, 2:15 am
liked the poster and the poem but it is very hard to read because of the lack of contrast between the letters and the background
conundrum - October 23, 2011, 7:19 pm
The poem is from my head of course... that is why you did not find it on google
conundrum - October 23, 2011, 1:18 pm
The poem is from my head of course... that is why you did not find it on google
CloudchaserS - October 23, 2011, 11:04 am
Where is the poem from? A song? Googling several lines found nothing
mariand - October 23, 2011, 7:45 am
cool
Greeny - October 23, 2011, 6:52 am
Very nice
Verdeckt - October 23, 2011, 3:35 am
Nice.. I think it'd work on Moti-Twist too.


40 YEARS LATER -


TAGS: bout time
Rating: 4.62/5

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Aurielius - December 22, 2015, 8:01 am
This suits my view of Hanoi Jane proper memorial...though the same sign at the entrance to the head at a dysentery ward would be just about right also.
Ed-Hyde - October 25, 2010, 11:16 am
Thank you Airman!!!
stenusmc - October 23, 2010, 12:08 pm
Totally Wicked! Awesome! Thanks for this...(I really hate her...)
GySgt1811 - October 23, 2010, 11:27 am
Airman, thank you. (It's personal.)


SOMETIMES - The pain of letting something precious to you go is less than the pain of holding onto it.




CONFUCIUS SAY : - Man Who Take Girl On Camping Trip Have One In-Tent...


TAGS: camping trip of a lifetime
Rating: 4.31/5

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hootizz - September 12, 2010, 6:58 am
Yeah, I agree.., but they are camping essentials when sharing paddocks with beasts of a 'bovine' nature.........., hang on...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2010, 6:40 am
Those rubber boots really do it for me.


TOLERANCE -


TAGS: poison water pond fill time
Rating: 4.42/5

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Shottyz - December 6, 2010, 9:14 pm
Well Said
spacedog - December 6, 2010, 4:34 pm
Nice one.


ANNUAL CONVENTION - Of the Society of Time Travelers




404 ERROR -


TAGS: life time demotivation pc windows
Rating: 3.19/5

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Little Johnny - February 8, 2009, 6:21 pm
This says it all.


TRUE LOVE -


TAGS: love timeless
Rating: 4.91/5

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TerrorAustralis - September 30, 2010, 10:59 am
"TRUE LOVE CONQUERS ALL" not according to death... hows that for demotivational
Gaviota - September 29, 2010, 1:04 am
Wait a d*** minute... how many legs did these people have?
Ed-Hyde - September 24, 2010, 1:03 pm
Oh, not the wobbly H killer?
Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 1:01 pm
ROR! Eiffel tower killer!
GreyScorpion - September 24, 2010, 12:50 pm
silly coda, we know he's wrong...the 3-way killer, ha, he's called the Eiffel Tower Killer
coda - September 24, 2010, 12:42 pm
it's wrong. Those bodies were discovered in Italy, near Mantua, in 2007. For the Daily Mail: "archaeologists revealed the discovery of a couple locked in a tender embrace, one that has endured for more than 5,000 years."
Ed-Hyde - September 24, 2010, 9:14 am
Perspective. These bodies were recently uncovered in arizona. They are thought to be the first victims of the 3-way killer. He buries all his victims like that.
forseti - September 23, 2010, 7:06 pm
FACEPLANT31 - hopeless romantic even in front of a mass grave


SOMETIMES - I wish I had a clone... But then I realise that I'd never want to live with that a*shole




REALITY -


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew destiny sad bad day tv show star trek episode
Rating: 3.92/5

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Sean - May 23, 2010, 1:49 am
Set phasers on ... sigh.
Derek - February 1, 2010, 7:00 pm
Yep, I feel I'm Scotty every day.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 12:11 am
So, necrophilia, then?
The Goat - October 25, 2009, 12:08 am
Actually that red shirt fits her figure well!


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: life time day human nature joke engagement wedding suffering three ring circus diamond woman best friend
Rating: 3.4/5

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Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 11:52 pm
Marriage:It never ends well.
Claire - September 9, 2009, 11:50 pm
Not necessarily, depending.
lunchmeat5000 - August 12, 2009, 10:41 pm
Marriage: #1 cause for divorce.
Chateaux - August 12, 2009, 11:25 am
..."One Ring to rule them all..." Great!
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 11:06 am
sorry glitch,seeing it now
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 10:44 am
no name again?


SARCASM -




2012 -




SENIOR MOMENT -


TAGS: old timer fart
Rating: 4.56/5

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autumnspirit - September 12, 2010, 10:45 pm
I don't know how many emails I've had of this.
TheTrashHeap - September 11, 2010, 7:24 pm
Congratulations Guys! Excellent choices IMHO.
spacedog - September 11, 2010, 6:50 pm
HA! Holy Sh!t, three new Mods! Congrats you guys.
spacedog - September 11, 2010, 6:49 pm
Excellent poster Face. 5L
Reality Lord - September 11, 2010, 1:29 pm

omg.....lol.
Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 12:54 pm
Thanks buddy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 12:52 pm
This is hilarious!!! I'm gonna drive around town pirating wifi so I can give it 1000 lions. but I'll start with 5.


RISKY BUSINESS -


TAGS: time
Rating: 4.45/5

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DESTINY -


TAGS: life time day death reaper inside man poet die young kanfer quote
Rating: 2.95/5

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Chateaux - August 11, 2009, 10:56 am
Great!


SURVIVORS -


TAGS: life time statistic joke star trek death expendable crew tv show rule red yellow blue shirt
Rating: 2.69/5

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bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:58 pm
yup..102%. Regardless, the mistake isnt big enough to change the obvious impat of the real numbers that well over 70% of those in red shirts are going to get vaporized.
Chateaux - July 16, 2009, 9:37 am
Someone did it believe me... visit and enjoy this: http://www.sitelogicmarketing.com/blog/02-a***ytics-according-to-captain-kirk
culos - July 15, 2009, 8:46 am
Someone needs to get a life! Seriously who has time to add up those percentages????
Jetman - July 15, 2009, 8:40 am
Someone needs to learn math, 102%?


GENETICS -


TAGS: life time human nature joke stripe family not mine post
Rating: 3.95/5

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DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 2:17 am
and by mist i mean must
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 2:16 am
5Lion poster, but Timmy=1L. I hate to see good posters pay, but its the way it mist be.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 4:51 pm
Excellent 5 Poodles for you!!!
Chateaux - October 16, 2009, 10:09 am
Great! 5L!!
Sean - October 15, 2009, 11:14 pm
Hilarious. Well done.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 15, 2009, 3:21 am
That is awesome! 5 from me.
Derek - October 14, 2009, 10:47 pm
Brilliant :})


MORAL STARE -


TAGS: life time human nature control mind power clint eastwood 1930
Rating: 3.52/5

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StephanieTash - October 14, 2010, 7:04 am
ha ha!! research paper help
Reason - October 22, 2009, 4:33 pm
clint eastwood. This is the face of death


SOMETIMES -




INVISIBILITY -




.03 SECONDS -


TAGS: f***ing **** up in record time
Rating: 3.89/5

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agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 7:24 pm
5L!!!


TEXTING -


TAGS: life time human nature genuine relation girl cell
Rating: 3.5/5

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NEED HELP - May 5, 2009, 12:40 am
OMG I NEED HELP@!!!!!!11 I NEED TO FINISIH MY TAXEZ AND IT SAYS ENTER MY INKCUM OR SOMETHING< WHAT DO I PUT FOR THAT?
agdaniele - May 4, 2009, 11:18 pm
So true.


WHEN IT'S BAD ENOUGH -




Reverse psychology -




CORPORATE -


TAGS: life time politic corporation control mind power future new slave
Rating: 3.58/5

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Treehodger - February 4, 2010, 4:11 pm
Should I ever make the mistake of getting married, I am wearing that on the day. 5 lynched lions.


EPIC FACEPALM - When your face supercedes your palms integer in relation to fail and rips a hole in the spacetime continuum.


TAGS: epic facepalm fail spacetime continuum
Rating: 2.88/5

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Hinoron - March 29, 2012, 10:09 am
When the fail is so bad, part of your head spontaneously morphs into Patrick Stewart.


TIME TRAVEL -




BALANCE -


TAGS: life balance time
Rating: 4.61/5

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Budog - June 14, 2012, 9:10 am
Simple, but deeply profound. 5L
Sho - June 13, 2012, 4:19 pm
Thank you :)
Reality Lord - June 13, 2012, 4:18 pm

..and better and better with each entry.


INTERNATIONAL WOMENS DAY -


TAGS: time to celebrate
Rating: 4.48/5

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mariand - March 8, 2012, 5:15 pm
hehe... shoot to kill.... I guess, some women will take this as a low hit...


YOU SILLY -


TAGS: silly rocket time
Rating: 4.21/5

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almarpa - July 15, 2010, 9:15 am
Haha! Nice! I know a sad and true story about an unexploded rocket found by an Army Doctor... But this pic is really funny
liamshaw - July 15, 2010, 9:00 am
my friend did this to his mum, theyr both in a better place now


TIME TRAVEL - Here is a poster of time travel that I did two days from now.


TAGS: time travel june calendar
Rating: 4.21/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 3:10 pm
I like. I may be a little late, but in the future, do "reality" shows come to a grinding halt and cease in existence? Please say yes.
steve1961 - June 24, 2012, 4:37 pm
Don't you remember? I told you what they were 3 days ago!
ipaprime - June 24, 2012, 4:16 pm
so what are the winning numbers for the next lottery drawing? hmmm?
gas - June 24, 2012, 9:32 am
HAHAHAHAHA.. that's a total win! 5 time machines


IMAGINATION -


TAGS: life time human nature architect engineer joke stuff road highway weird loop
Rating: 3.52/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 1:53 pm
Depends specifically on the height of the loop. Gravity is a constant so the exact height of the loops needs to be known in order to calculate the required velocity. But the top isn't the safety point - you're not safe until you reach the 270 degree mark.
PapaKiloDelta - October 19, 2010, 11:07 pm
I want to do that right now!
Jmac0585 - June 11, 2010, 12:32 pm
LD0ne - Way too.
LD0ne - June 11, 2010, 10:23 am
just for my own information i know this will never happen but how fast would you have to go to be able to pull drive that without falling when you reached the top


ADDICTION -




LEGO - When you absolutely, surely have too much time on your hands


TAGS: lego time aircraft carrier
Rating: 3.3/5

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ProfessorMohawk - February 17, 2012, 8:42 am
well lets see, an average 6000 pcs set is $300. and a 4ft Super Star Destroyer is a grand, so......10k?
qdogg99 - April 24, 2011, 12:31 am
who wants to play life size lego battleship cause i want to
spencer - August 14, 2009, 10:07 am
thats cool. wonder the price of one of those.
anonymouse - October 28, 2008, 11:32 pm
where the japs at?
Jeez - August 15, 2008, 3:01 pm
WOOOOOOOO! Man that's friggin' Amazing!


CINDERELLA -




ANYBODY -


TAGS: time to hang out with the nerd i guess
Rating: 4.33/5

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Treehodger - December 28, 2009, 2:45 pm
Give me a few minutes, a calculator, and a Jew and I will let you know what those numbers mean. But I am pretty sure, although I could be wrong, that they are 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 in that order from top, rotating to the right. I are smart
Porcelina - December 27, 2009, 8:07 pm
Some of them I can figure out...
Roadki11 - December 27, 2009, 3:18 pm
Definite (1/5)^-1
Sean - December 25, 2009, 7:12 pm
d*** metric system ... I also have no idea what temperature it is ... or whether or not my wife is fakin' "it/them" again. Ok that last one probably has little to do with the metric system, but I wouldn't be surprised ....
Haarakkon - December 25, 2009, 2:17 pm
Could be 2210 hrs, though.
Murer - December 25, 2009, 2:03 pm
10:10, sir


FACEBOOK -




RED SHIRTS -


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew tv show rule star trek
Rating: 3.79/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 4:38 pm
If they're NOT wearing a red shirt, then they are future casualties... crap, I'm wearing a light blue shirt!
prisoner109 - November 12, 2009, 12:07 am
ha, everybody's a crip


ALICE -


TAGS: life time wonderland tale character novel teen girl oz tea
Rating: 3.72/5

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Eugene - August 20, 2009, 7:54 pm
Epic Nice,simple,and win


Best Of times -


TAGS: time best worst dali clock
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 20, 2016, 8:20 pm
I must now admit....I....I love.....Dalis
Rick69 - February 20, 2016, 3:39 pm
Stunning composition & thought...


5:00 pm -


TAGS: quittin time
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - June 1, 2014, 10:54 am
Thanks Gary!
GaryO - June 1, 2014, 9:58 am
Excellent


DAYLIGHT SAVINGS -




REGRET - Regretting wasted time only adds to it.


TAGS: regret wasted time
Rating: 4.68/5

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rerun - November 29, 2011, 6:55 am

excellent, would be great at moti-twist


VALENTINES DAY - "Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it." - Dr. Karl Menninger -


TAGS: valentines day sentiment
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 1:51 am
Sugar and spice. 5L


HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! - May the coming year be as bountiful for you as this one was for Death, Grim R@per, and... Hey, who's the new guy?


TAGS: crap is it time to buy a new calendar already assignment for december 31 the new year
Rating: 3.45/5

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Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 4:36 am
Death, Grim Reaper and Thanatos
DonTarsin - July 28, 2010, 1:57 pm
My dear friends.
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 8:34 am
Almost seems like "The Tall Men". Something taken out of the Christan Bible. Much like how Lilith was. The Tall Men are said to decide who dies when, where, and how. : / You find them in... "Other" bibles.


2012 - One Mayan says, "Hey, Chuck, I ran out of ink for my calendar." "No worries, I see some boats coming in the horizon. Let's just stop there."


TAGS: mayans end time calendar 2012
Rating: 4.65/5

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Reality Lord - December 29, 2011, 5:34 pm

lolz...and set an avatar so we can poke fun of you in posters.


CHRONOPHOBIA - Every minute brings you that much closer To death


TAGS: fear of time kills you
Rating: 4.57/5

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Sho - July 16, 2011, 2:36 pm
Indeed.
stormXIII - July 15, 2011, 1:22 pm
one second in a reaction can be the difference between life and death
Sho - April 19, 2011, 10:13 am
Time makes every minute count, unlike the Sun
gas - April 19, 2011, 9:50 am
I thought the same, it would have been better
Derek - April 11, 2011, 4:45 am
The sun is the same, in a relative way, but you're older... shorter of breath, and one day closer to death.


THIS KID - Just walks into Mordor.




RAMEN - Times is hard, money is tight, We gonna be eatin' ramen tonight!


TAGS: ramen times hard money tight
Rating: 4.15/5

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twill1962 - October 20, 2012, 7:39 am
The text is the unofficial motto of my Anime group. Yes, I belong to an Anime group.
maoworks2 - October 18, 2012, 9:19 pm
Many Times That;s All I Have In the House Later In The Month Sad But True.


CANADA -


TAGS: life time snow road vacation country
Rating: 3.19/5

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CANADA - December 1, 2009, 2:34 am
LOL @ Aggy
agdaniele - April 16, 2009, 7:28 pm
The target area is only 2 meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port...


BORDERLINE -


TAGS: life time human nature architect engineer joke stuff museum weird
Rating: 3.72/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - July 6, 2011, 7:10 pm
hey it's the wonderworks building from Panama city! man that tunnel in the beginning really confuses the sh*t outa me. you'd know what I was talking about if you'd ever been there
Zero - August 26, 2009, 3:56 pm
i live 15 miles away from here, 5 lions for you sir
Pabbicus - August 21, 2009, 6:14 am
That building is awesome, it's in Orlando, FL on International Drive.


GOALS -


TAGS: life time human nature eating disease death thin thing friend
Rating: 3.31/5

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rerun - May 29, 2011, 12:23 am

I think somebody else recently submitted something almost exactly like this....same pic/text? cannot find it.


LIFESAVER -




KILL -


TAGS: life time women suicide help planet kill human glasses
Rating: 3.21/5

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TheSarge - December 13, 2009, 9:13 pm
OOOOhh...Bloodhound gang ref...nifty.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 2:44 pm
Immortal is making some seriously mortal mistakes here.
Zed - November 28, 2009, 2:43 pm
Gee, Immortal, been registered and a member for MONTHS now. Check your facts before shooting your insignificant mouth off, or at least use the right caliber when you do shoot your mouth off.
MrRandom - November 28, 2009, 2:16 am
Ah, the irony.
The Immortal - November 28, 2009, 2:15 am
Tell you what "Zed". You get yourself a Motifake account. Then your comments will actualy mean something. Until then, GTFOBCH!
Zed - July 22, 2009, 4:18 pm
Tell you what, WTFO, you lead the way, and I'll... laugh my a** off.
WTFO - February 24, 2009, 11:38 pm
If she really wants results, instead of telling people what to do, she should lead the way.


THE CLOCK OF LIFE. -


TAGS: death life time tth
Rating: 4.62/5

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jameswnash - October 2, 2010, 10:49 pm
If tomorrow never comes...5L


BROKENHEART -




SOLUTION -




LOGIC -




TIME LINCOLN - No one will catch Time Lincoln!


TAGS: time lincoln abe abraham athf aqua teen hunger force adult swim
Rating: 2.53/5

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spacedog - July 30, 2009, 2:40 pm
Must be a Girl Genius fan with that "spark" costume.


EVOLUTION - Hard To Not Believe In It When This Walks Past You.


TAGS: evolution ape man god time
Rating: 4.71/5

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GaryO - August 12, 2012, 11:44 am
Notice the edge work…man, wish my lawn looked that tidy.
SethMythrax - August 12, 2012, 9:22 am
I wonder if animal activists throw paint on him like they do Women who wear Fur coats?..
GaryO - August 11, 2012, 7:23 pm
I too had a sweater like that...wait
M0rd3kaI - August 11, 2012, 7:16 pm
... ... ... thanks for putting that dreadful image into mind... How am I going to sleep?
rerun - August 11, 2012, 5:50 pm

give a whole new meaning to the term "bear hug"
M0rd3kaI - August 11, 2012, 3:23 pm
Just imagine 'it' gives you a hug...
rerun - August 10, 2012, 7:12 pm

shudders


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