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Time Demotivational Poster


PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote ***y girl c*****ge dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by giulio

Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am, #239258
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm, #135974
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


OCCUPY ALTERNATE REALITY - This one makes about as much sense as anything I have seen lately these days.


TAGS: occupy alternative reality time travel
Rating: 4.46/5

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ipaprime - May 18, 2012, 2:16 am, #234792
makes perfect sense to me


IT IS FRIDAY - Oh yeah, let the good times roll !




THE CIRCLE GAME -




OPPOSITE -


TAGS: religion cult life time fanatic atheist dexter tv show killer
Rating: 3.26/5

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Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:50 pm, #156551
@xkeethx, counter-bullsh*t, Hitler was a Lutheran, there are NUMEROUS pics of him attending church services. Just more hypochristianity trying to lay the blame for their own crimes on everyone else (Jews, Pagans, Atheists, etc)
xkeethx - February 5, 2010, 1:10 am, #156236
the opposite of a religious fanatic is Hitler. An athiest who believed Jews were a less evolved version of normal humans. He used genocide to weed out the "unevolved". With or without religion, there will always be murder justified by a belief.


GERMAN GIRLS -


TAGS: life time oktoberfest beer taste female drndl
Rating: 3.61/5

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ahu! - March 31, 2009, 7:50 am, #69238
beer is so much more than just a breakfast drink! for german girls it`s the same..


TIME WARP -


TAGS: rocky horror time warp calendar
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2013, 12:19 pm, #246626
But it's the pelvic thru-uust that really drives you insaaaaane! Yes, a toast to absent friends.
Arvantillian - February 7, 2012, 6:11 am, #229064
perfect wording with just the right ph**o...5L from this warped wierdo!
Zetmonk - February 6, 2012, 5:25 am, #228997
How on earth did that happen?


T I M E -


TAGS: time hard knocks school berlioz
Rating: 4.9/5

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Reality Lord - July 21, 2013, 1:16 pm, #247968

classicly de-motivating


TEXTING WHILE DRIVING -




WEDDING CAKE -




DETROIT LIONS - Introduce their new team mascot.




LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR - After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch, and you'll have to pee


TAGS: happens every time
Rating: 4.41/5

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MrBlack - February 10, 2010, 7:45 pm, #157239
Don't forget that ye'll get somethin in yer eye too.
erock - February 10, 2010, 4:20 pm, #157205
so true ,so darn true!
CANADA - February 8, 2010, 3:04 pm, #156759
perfect


Never saw it Coming -


TAGS: newspaper ipad oldtimer fly teenager
Rating: 4.77/5

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calvin5040 - January 20, 2014, 2:56 pm, #252303
^know
calvin5040 - January 20, 2014, 2:55 pm, #252302
You who also never saw it coming? The parent that received the bill from the school for $499 to replace the I-pad they just broke.
GaryO - January 13, 2014, 7:13 pm, #252154
Geez Greeny, I knew this joke had been around, but didn’t know it was THAT old….I like this version too.
Greeny - January 13, 2014, 6:22 am, #252142
156460
Oldsod - January 11, 2014, 9:21 pm, #252097
Absolutely brilliant!
MissPriss - January 11, 2014, 11:01 am, #252083
Hey, an iPad works great, as long as it's someone elses.
kirill - January 11, 2014, 8:26 am, #252082
awesome. explains why teens make great customer service reps


GLAMOUR - Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. (Hedy Lamarr)


TAGS: life time fun girl stupid celeb triplet kardashian kkk
Rating: 2.48/5

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shmoe13 - February 11, 2011, 5:50 am, #212178
thats hedly!!


REVENGE -


TAGS: statue pigeon poop hammer time
Rating: 4.74/5

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twill1962 - December 25, 2012, 10:21 am, #241862
It's hammer time! 5L!
Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:25 pm, #236213
LMAO, take that you ****ting feathered flying rat! 5L
tatespa - June 12, 2012, 9:52 am, #236199
Excellent! Now if we could see the follow through...?
mariand - June 11, 2012, 6:56 pm, #236173
lol...amsome


DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: life time day safe tv show cardassian kardashian gossip star trek
Rating: 3.82/5

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Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 7:41 pm, #117818
There's a mistake you could only make once. Good warning. 5/5
Spangle - September 14, 2009, 6:02 pm, #117798
gahahahahahaha
Mr. Shiny - July 20, 2009, 7:40 pm, #97433
lol I like this one!
Sean - May 31, 2009, 12:04 am, #83208
Ridiculously funny. Well done, ya bastard!


NAZIS - Breakdance since 1939




HOLY CRAP - This must absolutely be a sign of the end times ...


TAGS: holy crap end times mickey
Rating: 4.22/5

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sockz - January 10, 2013, 1:58 pm, #242341
I see no note. Should we take this as pure greed for the bait?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 2:57 pm, #238957
Nice! 5L! Almost as funny as how George Carlin wanted Mikey Mouse to bite the proverbial dust.Lol
ughomer - May 13, 2012, 11:18 am, #234585
FUNNY AS S**T, BUDOG
realogic - May 11, 2012, 9:08 pm, #234499
I say it's a good start :)


FACEBOOK ASSIMILATION. -


TAGS: faecbook timeline borg assimilation
Rating: 5/5

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fan4camping - May 14, 2012, 4:42 pm, #234619
5olid truth!


say cheese -




i don't have time to worry -


TAGS: time worry pitbull relax happy
Rating: 4.65/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2015, 12:28 pm, #260662
Fantastic poster. Made me more misty eyed than a Sarah McLachlan commercial. 5 loveable dogs.
vindicator - September 24, 2014, 5:12 am, #256799
Dead bang on. Binnnggg-0. 5el todderific
todderic70 - September 16, 2014, 3:39 pm, #256719
Thank you Oldsod!
Oldsod - September 15, 2014, 6:55 pm, #256709
Great first poster, Todderic!


SPARTA -




STOP -


TAGS: hammertime dog funny
Rating: 4.81/5

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Faithii - May 22, 2011, 1:21 pm, #218910
Its always the lame pics that make me giggle.


PLANNING - Planning is not necessary if you have a hammer, a saw and a lot of time to make corrections


TAGS: planning hammer time
Rating: 4.26/5

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culos - October 15, 2010, 5:03 pm, #198456
No way you crazy devil, own up, this looks like the building you work at because you work there....
eldiabloloco - October 15, 2010, 4:55 pm, #198453
Now that looks like some of the work that was done before at the apartment complex i work at


ATHEISTS -


TAGS: way more time for fun
Rating: 4.87/5

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Justflipit - August 31, 2011, 11:33 am, #223745
5 Lolz
Sean - August 27, 2011, 10:29 pm, #223610
Atheists. That's how we roll ... on the backs of believers.
Reality Lord - August 26, 2011, 5:43 pm, #223541

lolz
the1stCOMMI3 - August 24, 2011, 5:49 pm, #223451
dammit, dammit, dammit!!! I coulda thought of that 5hit!
Verdeckt - August 24, 2011, 5:47 pm, #223449
I'd say post it to Ph**o Bomber but I don't want it taken out of context ;)


BEDTIME STORIES - Oh it's fun being a parent...


TAGS: bedtime stories
Rating: 4.62/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:36 pm, #231333
That line in itself can be used as a demotivator haha, glad you liked it and again, thanks, much appreciated
lgvernon - March 14, 2012, 8:31 pm, #231332

It's my kind of smarmy humor! (No wonder my kid's a coroner.)
M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:19 pm, #231329
What?? it's actually funny? thanks, I didn't expect it (really I didn't I thought it would be turned around at the approval queue) so thank you VERY much the comment is highly regarded and appregiated
lgvernon - March 14, 2012, 7:57 pm, #231323

I laughed 'til I fainted. Sorry it took me so long to leave you a 5L on this one. Just GREAT!~


DEATH - The leading cause of people dying in the world since 1842.


TAGS: death time dark die funny grim reaper
Rating: 4.22/5

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agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 10:11 am, #180938
LOL
Bartimaeus - June 19, 2010, 7:29 am, #180936
Read your Old Testament! No body died until the good Lord caused the Great Flood in 1842.
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 1:22 am, #180912
Red Death? By EA Poe? Death has been around longer. At least 2 months more.
ICEMAN - June 19, 2010, 1:18 am, #180909
Get your dates right.


BLONDES -


TAGS: life time woman college t shirt joke education smart dumb double entende ***y
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by giulio

rnbw00 - June 17, 2011, 8:01 pm, #220180
Two blondes walk into a building...you'd think one of them would have seen it.
CorruptPanda - October 28, 2009, 5:18 pm, #131565
I don't exactly want to ruin your moment here but it actually reads "I love collagen". A blonde must have posted this picture :)
W - May 29, 2009, 8:22 pm, #82963
Maybe she just likes a specific type of art?
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:14 pm, #82961
I would give her an A+++


NSA SURVEILLENANCE -


TAGS: orwellian times blow me you facist nsa agent reading this
Rating: 4.63/5

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Reality Lord - July 19, 2013, 2:52 pm, #247913

Young people speaking their minds Getting so much resistance from behind What a field-day for the heat
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:00 pm, #247887
A thousand people in the street It starts when you're always afraid.. Step outta line, the Man comes, and takes you away.
PapaFox - June 11, 2013, 5:33 am, #246553
Paranoia strikes deep... :-D
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 10:59 pm, #246540

The poster is hehaHIlarious, but the tags are even funnier!
Cannabal - June 10, 2013, 9:00 pm, #246539
Dale Gribble for President!
MrStupidGir - June 10, 2013, 7:23 pm, #246535
hahahahaha, sorry dale


SHORT STORY -


TAGS: short bedtime story
Rating: 4.77/5

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champ99 - September 14, 2012, 11:29 am, #239148
Could be Cyber, could be.
Cyberhagen - September 8, 2012, 12:16 pm, #239024
OMG, is there a hidden webcam in my bedroom?!
tellitlikeitis - December 22, 2011, 7:48 pm, #226852
Hahaha... love this one.
champ99 - December 22, 2011, 9:43 am, #226833
So do I! lol
mariand - December 22, 2011, 6:18 am, #226825
LOL
Airman - December 21, 2011, 5:28 pm, #226797
I know that story!


LOVE - Is not as limitless as the time spent searching for it


TAGS: love worth time and pain
Rating: 4.72/5

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Sho - July 30, 2011, 12:35 pm, #222183
These words came from a very good friend of mine. Whoever is interested, can check her out here. http://supremeangel.deviantart.com/
5150monkeylove - July 29, 2011, 3:17 pm, #222123
5L and added to favs. Great poster!
champ99 - July 29, 2011, 11:22 am, #222108
Very good!
D0Cvinnie666 - July 29, 2011, 10:32 am, #222103
Truer words have never been spoken...
Sho - July 29, 2011, 8:08 am, #222094
Thank you
forseti - July 29, 2011, 4:44 am, #222085
well done, Sho!!
crankyhead - July 28, 2011, 8:18 pm, #222067
5uperb
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:26 pm, #222058
5ad but true..


IN OTHER NEWS... -


TAGS: yep it s about time
Rating: 4.69/5

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BoneCD - July 21, 2011, 4:07 am, #221658
They're just gun dealers flown in for the occasion...(just go with it)
Johny2456 - July 21, 2011, 3:13 am, #221657
I'd say, they're czech. We have same uniforms and the last weapon to the left with wood body is actually a czech SMG valled Vz.58 ...
Vampyro - July 21, 2011, 2:08 am, #221654
Because I was in the US army and stationed in Germany for 2 years. I met alot of the German Soldiers and saw their uniforms ALOT!!!
internetninjaII - July 20, 2011, 8:34 am, #221614
How can you tell?
Vampyro - July 20, 2011, 5:02 am, #221599
Those soldiers are from germany btw


WHY ARE WE STOPPING? - Oh... right.


TAGS: hammer time
Rating: 4.56/5

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maoworks2 - April 20, 2013, 6:31 pm, #245239
It Took Me Some Time To See It But Hammertime 5L .
MissPriss - April 8, 2013, 10:32 am, #244950
A 5L morning chuckle...thanks Papa.


TIME -


TAGS: bed school time
Rating: 4.93/5

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Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 8:47 pm, #233287
Proof someone hates us right there.


HOW MUCH LEFT? -


TAGS: time onomonopea death clock ticktock
Rating: 4.92/5

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TheOne - April 29, 2012, 3:31 pm, #233949
Jesus, very nice.
Rabbitearsblog - April 21, 2012, 3:52 pm, #233654
Awesome! Loved the poem too!
conundrum - October 28, 2011, 7:26 pm, #225418
Thank you... I often come up with them when I lay in bed at night and cant sleep... but I'm too lazy to get up and write them down. so they are lost when the new day comes.
Donkasaurus - October 27, 2011, 8:36 pm, #225403
This is a great poster, always appreciate a very well written original poem.
maoworks2 - October 26, 2011, 10:45 am, #225359
beware the bell tolls for thee
CloudchaserS - October 24, 2011, 5:27 am, #225302
Got that, thanx for letting me know :-)
kimzter - October 24, 2011, 2:15 am, #225300
liked the poster and the poem but it is very hard to read because of the lack of contrast between the letters and the background
conundrum - October 23, 2011, 7:19 pm, #225295
The poem is from my head of course... that is why you did not find it on google
conundrum - October 23, 2011, 1:18 pm, #225292
The poem is from my head of course... that is why you did not find it on google
CloudchaserS - October 23, 2011, 11:04 am, #225284
Where is the poem from? A song? Googling several lines found nothing
mariand - October 23, 2011, 7:45 am, #225280
cool
Greeny - October 23, 2011, 6:52 am, #225279
Very nice
Verdeckt - October 23, 2011, 3:35 am, #225278
Nice.. I think it'd work on Moti-Twist too.


40 YEARS LATER -


TAGS: bout time
Rating: 4.62/5

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Ed-Hyde - October 25, 2010, 11:16 am, #199692
Thank you Airman!!!
stenusmc - October 23, 2010, 12:08 pm, #199524
Totally Wicked! Awesome! Thanks for this...(I really hate her...)
GySgt1811 - October 23, 2010, 11:27 am, #199521
Airman, thank you. (It's personal.)


GREAT WHITE BUFFALO - The one that got away.




SOMETIMES - The pain of letting something precious to you go is less than the pain of holding onto it.




CONFUCIUS SAY : - Man Who Take Girl On Camping Trip Have One In-Tent...


TAGS: camping trip of a lifetime
Rating: 4.31/5

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hootizz - September 12, 2010, 6:58 am, #193394
Yeah, I agree.., but they are camping essentials when sharing paddocks with beasts of a 'bovine' nature.........., hang on...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2010, 6:40 am, #193393
Those rubber boots really do it for me.


BOREDOM -


TAGS: life time day human nature virtual escape reality friend waste facebook social network
Rating: 3.38/5

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Untamedfifty - October 15, 2009, 8:33 pm, #127021
hah i think i'd win
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:38 pm, #126995
Best game of beer pong. Ever.


TOLERANCE -


TAGS: poison water pond fill time
Rating: 4.42/5

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Shottyz - December 6, 2010, 9:14 pm, #205880
Well Said
spacedog - December 6, 2010, 4:34 pm, #205769
Nice one.


ANNUAL CONVENTION - Of the Society of Time Travelers




404 ERROR -


TAGS: life time demotivation pc windows
Rating: 3.19/5

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Little Johnny - February 8, 2009, 6:21 pm, #57926
This says it all.


TRUE LOVE -


TAGS: love timeless
Rating: 4.91/5

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TerrorAustralis - September 30, 2010, 10:59 am, #196145
"TRUE LOVE CONQUERS ALL" not according to death... hows that for demotivational
Gaviota - September 29, 2010, 1:04 am, #195960
Wait a d*** minute... how many legs did these people have?
Ed-Hyde - September 24, 2010, 1:03 pm, #195365
Oh, not the wobbly H killer?
Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 1:01 pm, #195364
ROR! Eiffel tower killer!
GreyScorpion - September 24, 2010, 12:50 pm, #195362
silly coda, we know he's wrong...the 3-way killer, ha, he's called the Eiffel Tower Killer
coda - September 24, 2010, 12:42 pm, #195359
it's wrong. Those bodies were discovered in Italy, near Mantua, in 2007. For the Daily Mail: "archaeologists revealed the discovery of a couple locked in a tender embrace, one that has endured for more than 5,000 years."
Ed-Hyde - September 24, 2010, 9:14 am, #195333
Perspective. These bodies were recently uncovered in arizona. They are thought to be the first victims of the 3-way killer. He buries all his victims like that.
forseti - September 23, 2010, 7:06 pm, #195186
FACEPLANT31 - hopeless romantic even in front of a mass grave


SOMETIMES - I wish I had a clone... But then I realise that I'd never want to live with that a*shole




REALITY -


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew destiny sad bad day tv show star trek episode
Rating: 3.92/5

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Sean - May 23, 2010, 1:49 am, #177369
Set phasers on ... sigh.
Derek - February 1, 2010, 7:00 pm, #155625
Yep, I feel I'm Scotty every day.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 12:11 am, #130549
So, necrophilia, then?
The Goat - October 25, 2009, 12:08 am, #130548
Actually that red shirt fits her figure well!


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: life time day human nature joke engagement wedding suffering three ring circus diamond woman best friend
Rating: 3.28/5

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Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 11:52 pm, #116460
Marriage:It never ends well.
Claire - September 9, 2009, 11:50 pm, #116459
Not necessarily, depending.
lunchmeat5000 - August 12, 2009, 10:41 pm, #107782
Marriage: #1 cause for divorce.
Chateaux - August 12, 2009, 11:25 am, #107611
..."One Ring to rule them all..." Great!
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 11:06 am, #107603
sorry glitch,seeing it now
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 10:44 am, #107596
no name again?


2012 -




SENIOR MOMENT -


TAGS: old timer fart
Rating: 4.55/5

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autumnspirit - September 12, 2010, 10:45 pm, #193465
I don't know how many emails I've had of this.
TheTrashHeap - September 11, 2010, 7:24 pm, #193338
Congratulations Guys! Excellent choices IMHO.
spacedog - September 11, 2010, 6:50 pm, #193336
HA! Holy Sh!t, three new Mods! Congrats you guys.
spacedog - September 11, 2010, 6:49 pm, #193335
Excellent poster Face. 5L
Reality Lord - September 11, 2010, 1:29 pm, #193319

omg.....lol.
Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 12:54 pm, #193309
Thanks buddy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 12:52 pm, #193308
This is hilarious!!! I'm gonna drive around town pirating wifi so I can give it 1000 lions. but I'll start with 5.


RISKY BUSINESS -


TAGS: time
Rating: 4.4/5

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DESTINY -


TAGS: life time day death reaper inside man poet die young kanfer quote
Rating: 2.95/5

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Chateaux - August 11, 2009, 10:56 am, #107189
Great!


GENETICS -


TAGS: life time human nature joke stripe family not mine post
Rating: 3.93/5

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DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 2:17 am, #144035
and by mist i mean must
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 2:16 am, #144034
5Lion poster, but Timmy=1L. I hate to see good posters pay, but its the way it mist be.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 4:51 pm, #129119
Excellent 5 Poodles for you!!!
Chateaux - October 16, 2009, 10:09 am, #127173
Great! 5L!!
Sean - October 15, 2009, 11:14 pm, #127040
Hilarious. Well done.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 15, 2009, 3:21 am, #126897
That is awesome! 5 from me.
Derek - October 14, 2009, 10:47 pm, #126848
Brilliant :})


MORAL STARE -


TAGS: life time human nature control mind power clint eastwood 1930
Rating: 3.47/5

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StephanieTash - October 14, 2010, 7:04 am, #198236
ha ha!! research paper help
Reason - October 22, 2009, 4:33 pm, #129696
clint eastwood. This is the face of death


SARCASM -




SOMETIMES -




INVISIBILITY -




.03 SECONDS -


TAGS: f***ing **** up in record time
Rating: 3.89/5

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agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 7:24 pm, #169862
5L!!!


TEXTING -


TAGS: life time human nature genuine relation girl cell
Rating: 3.5/5

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NEED HELP - May 5, 2009, 12:40 am, #77787
OMG I NEED HELP@!!!!!!11 I NEED TO FINISIH MY TAXEZ AND IT SAYS ENTER MY INKCUM OR SOMETHING< WHAT DO I PUT FOR THAT?
agdaniele - May 4, 2009, 11:18 pm, #77743
So true.


WHEN IT'S BAD ENOUGH -




CORPORATE -


TAGS: life time politic corporation control mind power future new slave
Rating: 3.58/5

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Treehodger - February 4, 2010, 4:11 pm, #156172
Should I ever make the mistake of getting married, I am wearing that on the day. 5 lynched lions.


TIME TRAVEL -




BALANCE -


TAGS: life balance time
Rating: 4.61/5

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Budog - June 14, 2012, 9:10 am, #236255
Simple, but deeply profound. 5L
Sho - June 13, 2012, 4:19 pm, #236237
Thank you :)
Reality Lord - June 13, 2012, 4:18 pm, #236236

..and better and better with each entry.


INTERNATIONAL WOMENS DAY -


TAGS: time to celebrate
Rating: 4.49/5

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mariand - March 8, 2012, 5:15 pm, #230905
hehe... shoot to kill.... I guess, some women will take this as a low hit...


TIME TRAVEL - Here is a poster of time travel that I did two days from now.


TAGS: time travel june calendar
Rating: 4.22/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 3:10 pm, #245051
I like. I may be a little late, but in the future, do "reality" shows come to a grinding halt and cease in existence? Please say yes.
steve1961 - June 24, 2012, 4:37 pm, #236583
Don't you remember? I told you what they were 3 days ago!
ipaprime - June 24, 2012, 4:16 pm, #236581
so what are the winning numbers for the next lottery drawing? hmmm?
gas - June 24, 2012, 9:32 am, #236569
HAHAHAHAHA.. that's a total win! 5 time machines


YOU SILLY -


TAGS: silly rocket time
Rating: 4.21/5

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almarpa - July 15, 2010, 9:15 am, #184800
Haha! Nice! I know a sad and true story about an unexploded rocket found by an Army Doctor... But this pic is really funny
liamshaw - July 15, 2010, 9:00 am, #184799
my friend did this to his mum, theyr both in a better place now


IMAGINATION -


TAGS: life time human nature architect engineer joke stuff road highway weird loop
Rating: 3.52/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 1:53 pm, #217877
Depends specifically on the height of the loop. Gravity is a constant so the exact height of the loops needs to be known in order to calculate the required velocity. But the top isn't the safety point - you're not safe until you reach the 270 degree mark.
PapaKiloDelta - October 19, 2010, 11:07 pm, #199043
I want to do that right now!
Jmac0585 - June 11, 2010, 12:32 pm, #179912
LD0ne - Way too.
LD0ne - June 11, 2010, 10:23 am, #179903
just for my own information i know this will never happen but how fast would you have to go to be able to pull drive that without falling when you reached the top


ADDICTION -




LEGO - When you absolutely, surely have too much time on your hands


TAGS: lego time aircraft carrier
Rating: 3.3/5

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ProfessorMohawk - February 17, 2012, 8:42 am, #229741
well lets see, an average 6000 pcs set is $300. and a 4ft Super Star Destroyer is a grand, so......10k?
qdogg99 - April 24, 2011, 12:31 am, #217189
who wants to play life size lego battleship cause i want to
spencer - August 14, 2009, 10:07 am, #108262
thats cool. wonder the price of one of those.
anonymouse - October 28, 2008, 11:32 pm, #31257
where the japs at?
Jeez - August 15, 2008, 3:01 pm, #14686
WOOOOOOOO! Man that's friggin' Amazing!


CINDERELLA -




EPIC FACEPALM - When your face supercedes your palms integer in relation to fail and rips a hole in the spacetime continuum.


TAGS: epic facepalm fail spacetime continuum
Rating: 2.88/5

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Hinoron - March 29, 2012, 10:09 am, #232304
When the fail is so bad, part of your head spontaneously morphs into Patrick Stewart.


ANYBODY -


TAGS: time to hang out with the nerd i guess
Rating: 4.33/5

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Treehodger - December 28, 2009, 2:45 pm, #148472
Give me a few minutes, a calculator, and a Jew and I will let you know what those numbers mean. But I am pretty sure, although I could be wrong, that they are 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 in that order from top, rotating to the right. I are smart
Porcelina - December 27, 2009, 8:07 pm, #148281
Some of them I can figure out...
Roadki11 - December 27, 2009, 3:18 pm, #148268
Definite (1/5)^-1
Sean - December 25, 2009, 7:12 pm, #148037
d*** metric system ... I also have no idea what temperature it is ... or whether or not my wife is fakin' "it/them" again. Ok that last one probably has little to do with the metric system, but I wouldn't be surprised ....
Haarakkon - December 25, 2009, 2:17 pm, #148015
Could be 2210 hrs, though.
Murer - December 25, 2009, 2:03 pm, #148014
10:10, sir


FACEBOOK -




RED SHIRTS -


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew tv show rule star trek
Rating: 3.79/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 4:38 pm, #248684
If they're NOT wearing a red shirt, then they are future casualties... crap, I'm wearing a light blue shirt!
prisoner109 - November 12, 2009, 12:07 am, #136004
ha, everybody's a crip


ALICE -


TAGS: life time wonderland tale character novel teen girl oz tea
Rating: 3.72/5

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Eugene - August 20, 2009, 7:54 pm, #110283
Epic Nice,simple,and win


5:00 pm -


TAGS: quittin time
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - June 1, 2014, 10:54 am, #255157
Thanks Gary!
GaryO - June 1, 2014, 9:58 am, #255150
Excellent


DAYLIGHT SAVINGS -




REGRET - Regretting wasted time only adds to it.


TAGS: regret wasted time
Rating: 4.68/5

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rerun - November 29, 2011, 6:55 am, #226238

excellent, would be great at moti-twist


VALENTINES DAY - "Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it." - Dr. Karl Menninger -


TAGS: valentines day sentiment
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 1:51 am, #157981
Sugar and spice. 5L


SURVIVORS -


TAGS: life time statistic joke star trek death expendable crew tv show rule red yellow blue shirt
Rating: 2.69/5

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bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:58 pm, #214223
yup..102%. Regardless, the mistake isnt big enough to change the obvious impat of the real numbers that well over 70% of those in red shirts are going to get vaporized.
Chateaux - July 16, 2009, 9:37 am, #96139
Someone did it believe me... visit and enjoy this: http://www.sitelogicmarketing.com/blog/02-a***ytics-according-to-captain-kirk
culos - July 15, 2009, 8:46 am, #95717
Someone needs to get a life! Seriously who has time to add up those percentages????
Jetman - July 15, 2009, 8:40 am, #95714
Someone needs to learn math, 102%?


2012 - One Mayan says, "Hey, Chuck, I ran out of ink for my calendar." "No worries, I see some boats coming in the horizon. Let's just stop there."


TAGS: mayans end time calendar 2012
Rating: 4.65/5

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Reality Lord - December 29, 2011, 5:34 pm, #227066

lolz...and set an avatar so we can poke fun of you in posters.


CHRONOPHOBIA - Every minute brings you that much closer To death


TAGS: fear of time kills you
Rating: 4.57/5

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Sho - July 16, 2011, 2:36 pm, #221446
Indeed.
stormXIII - July 15, 2011, 1:22 pm, #221419
one second in a reaction can be the difference between life and death
Sho - April 19, 2011, 10:13 am, #216770
Time makes every minute count, unlike the Sun
gas - April 19, 2011, 9:50 am, #216769
I thought the same, it would have been better
Derek - April 11, 2011, 4:45 am, #216101
The sun is the same, in a relative way, but you're older... shorter of breath, and one day closer to death.


RAMEN - Times is hard, money is tight, We gonna be eatin' ramen tonight!


TAGS: ramen times hard money tight
Rating: 4.15/5

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twill1962 - October 20, 2012, 7:39 am, #240074
The text is the unofficial motto of my Anime group. Yes, I belong to an Anime group.
maoworks2 - October 18, 2012, 9:19 pm, #240052
Many Times That;s All I Have In the House Later In The Month Sad But True.


THIS KID - Just walks into Mordor.




CANADA -


TAGS: life time snow road vacation country
Rating: 3.19/5

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CANADA - December 1, 2009, 2:34 am, #141365
LOL @ Aggy
agdaniele - April 16, 2009, 7:28 pm, #73485
The target area is only 2 meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port...


BORDERLINE -


TAGS: life time human nature architect engineer joke stuff museum weird
Rating: 3.72/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - July 6, 2011, 7:10 pm, #221067
hey it's the wonderworks building from Panama city! man that tunnel in the beginning really confuses the sh*t outa me. you'd know what I was talking about if you'd ever been there
Zero - August 26, 2009, 3:56 pm, #112260
i live 15 miles away from here, 5 lions for you sir
Pabbicus - August 21, 2009, 6:14 am, #110399
That building is awesome, it's in Orlando, FL on International Drive.


GOALS -


TAGS: life time human nature eating disease death thin thing friend
Rating: 3.31/5

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rerun - May 29, 2011, 12:23 am, #219314

I think somebody else recently submitted something almost exactly like this....same pic/text? cannot find it.


LIFESAVER -




KILL -


TAGS: life time women suicide help planet kill human glasses
Rating: 3.15/5

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TheSarge - December 13, 2009, 9:13 pm, #145380
OOOOhh...Bloodhound gang ref...nifty.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 2:44 pm, #140713
Immortal is making some seriously mortal mistakes here.
Zed - November 28, 2009, 2:43 pm, #140712
Gee, Immortal, been registered and a member for MONTHS now. Check your facts before shooting your insignificant mouth off, or at least use the right caliber when you do shoot your mouth off.
MrRandom - November 28, 2009, 2:16 am, #140663
Ah, the irony.
The Immortal - November 28, 2009, 2:15 am, #140662
Tell you what "Zed". You get yourself a Motifake account. Then your comments will actualy mean something. Until then, GTFOBCH!
Zed - July 22, 2009, 4:18 pm, #98379
Tell you what, WTFO, you lead the way, and I'll... laugh my a** off.
WTFO - February 24, 2009, 11:38 pm, #61767
If she really wants results, instead of telling people what to do, she should lead the way.


THE CLOCK OF LIFE. -


TAGS: death life time tth
Rating: 4.62/5

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jameswnash - October 2, 2010, 10:49 pm, #196558
If tomorrow never comes...5L


SOLUTION -




LOGIC -




TIME LINCOLN - No one will catch Time Lincoln!


TAGS: time lincoln abe abraham athf aqua teen hunger force adult swim
Rating: 2.53/5

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spacedog - July 30, 2009, 2:40 pm, #102520
Must be a Girl Genius fan with that "spark" costume.


EVOLUTION - Hard To Not Believe In It When This Walks Past You.


TAGS: evolution ape man god time
Rating: 4.71/5

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GaryO - August 12, 2012, 11:44 am, #238330
Notice the edge work…man, wish my lawn looked that tidy.
SethMythrax - August 12, 2012, 9:22 am, #238325
I wonder if animal activists throw paint on him like they do Women who wear Fur coats?..
GaryO - August 11, 2012, 7:23 pm, #238319
I too had a sweater like that...wait
M0rd3kaI - August 11, 2012, 7:16 pm, #238318
... ... ... thanks for putting that dreadful image into mind... How am I going to sleep?
rerun - August 11, 2012, 5:50 pm, #238310

give a whole new meaning to the term "bear hug"
M0rd3kaI - August 11, 2012, 3:23 pm, #238308
Just imagine 'it' gives you a hug...
rerun - August 10, 2012, 7:12 pm, #238279

shudders


TIME - Why does it take a minute to say hello and forever to say goodbye?


TAGS: time minute hello goodbye forever
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Uthon

Iconoclast - April 16, 2012, 9:25 pm, #233450
Because HELLO is a start, while GOODBYE is an ending, maybe forever
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:38 pm, #233400
question by ***yrabbit 7/8/2008 @www.answerbag.com


REASONING - Life is a Waste of Time & Time is a Waste of Life... So Let's All Get Wasted And Have the Time of Our Lives !


TAGS: reasoning life time waste
Rating: 4.23/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2014, 10:17 am, #255264
...and I never felt this way before, yes I swear, it's the truth. And I owe it all to youuuuuu.
Ouderkirk - January 9, 2012, 1:05 pm, #227390
Raves, what's not to love?


FEMALES -


TAGS: life time women trouble marriage wedding cher brunette
Rating: 3.74/5

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forseti - April 11, 2013, 10:05 am, #245036
2L each eye color.
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 5:59 am, #166727
rofl 10 L :)
Derek - October 23, 2009, 5:28 am, #129885
Can't understand why Cher is single...


HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! - May the coming year be as bountiful for you as this one was for Death, Grim R@per, and... Hey, who's the new guy?


TAGS: crap is it time to buy a new calendar already assignment for december 31 the new year
Rating: 3.45/5

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Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 4:36 am, #207782
Death, Grim Reaper and Thanatos
DonTarsin - July 28, 2010, 1:57 pm, #186803
My dear friends.
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 8:34 am, #153212
Almost seems like "The Tall Men". Something taken out of the Christan Bible. Much like how Lilith was. The Tall Men are said to decide who dies when, where, and how. : / You find them in... "Other" bibles.


TOUCH THIS - Sorry it's hammer time. you cant.


TAGS: hammertime
Rating: 3.42/5
WTF - March 23, 2009, 4:58 pm, #67375
This one cracked me up! 4 lions! Good one.
Arpaleggia - September 10, 2008, 5:26 pm, #20325
Yes it's good, but stop biggin up ur own **** *****!
datnigga - August 20, 2008, 8:40 pm, #15793
wait, i made this poster! winnar.
datnigga - July 7, 2008, 12:47 am, #8390
don'y bash him, you know u liked it anyway
No. - July 3, 2008, 7:31 pm, #8055
The picture by itself was enough. You made it suck by making a bad poster of it.


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